How to Make Strawberry Boot
Find your oldest worn boots

1) Head to the nearest strawberry patch and pick 40 pounds of berries
2) get some rest
3) the next morning, heat strawberries in 50 quarts of water and 4 pounds of sugar
4) swirl fresh strawberry sauce all over your boots
5) quickly run outside, skip around
6) breath the fresh aroma of your new strawberry boots